I just came back an hour ago after meeting Shena at TM. As usual we did alot of stupid things and embarrassed ourselves unnecessarily...bumped into this retarded sales woman at BHG who pronounced panty hose as pant whore...omg all i asked was, "do you sell panty hose here?". She was like, " huh? pant whore ar? i think downstare, pirst lever have". I didn't understand a shit that came out of her mouth. Shena was laughing hysterically. Asswipe! I was trying hard not to laugh infront of the sales woman but Shena made it impossible...thanks alot asshole!So, we shopped abit. Had this sudden craving for candy and bought ourselves some of those sweet and tasty candies from minitoons. We were trying to figure out which one of those candies were the sour ones...well, all the candies i picked were sweet. Damn. There was some crazy sale goin on in TM...packed with hundreds of kiasu S'poreans. Dumb fucks...they behave like they have never seen a sale before in their lives...losers. We had dinner at Swensens. Shena was wrestling with her chicken drumlets and i was waiting inpatiently for my dish to come. Took so long! Shena started grunting and making weird noises coz she was having some difficulty in handling her food. We don't usually eat chicken drumlets with a fork and knife...well, any normal human being with table manners would be able to but, not us. This is why we don't fine dine...i would neva fine dine. I'm a messy eater.After the crazy shopping and wrestling with our food at Swensens, we settled down at Starbucks. We were talkin crap, joking and gossiping...whooo gossips! We like! Who dislikes gossips? Ok, maybe most gals love to gossip. Don't know about guys. Do guys gossip? My cousin told me that there are only 3 hot topics that most guys talk about...sex, sex and oh, sex again! He said once they are done with that topic, they talk about gaming or sports...then, they talk about sex again. The opening and closing topics are usually related to sex...LOL. I can imagine some random guy telling his frens, "Hey before we sit down and have a chat, just want you guys to know that if the start and the end of our conversation have nothin to do with sex, i'm leaving!". Its like the start and the end of the movie has to be good to get the movie going or it'll be a flop.
Posted by Devi at, 11:45 PM.
