I have one day left before I start work and I have mixed feelings about it. Oh well...atleast I won't be bored to hell, staying at home with a lunatic mother and a fucked up father. Collected my name tag yesterday...I got so pissed when I saw my full name on the badge. I didn't at all, wanted my father's name to be on the badge. L.Durga Devi would have been fine...this is what I wanted. But apparently, the HR staff were too ignorant to comprehend our individual preferences regarding the way we wanted our names to turn out on the badge. Morons. Argh! I can't stand to see my dad's name on my badge and to make matters worse, I have to bear it on my chest. Fuck it. I was very pissed about it but, I kept it to myself. I didn't make a big hooohaaa about it coz I was with my friends. Obviously, nobody would understand the hatred I have for my father. We had lunch at Carl's Jr after the whole absurdly redundant meeting with the HR staff. The chilli beef cheese fries was really good. Heaven. We would have stayed longer but, we were all too tired and sleepy. Weird. Soo and Candy left to go and meet their friends. Soo probably had to go for some volleyball competition which she obviously lost. Ahem. Let's just hope she doesn't read my blog and slaughter me on Monday.I have this very weird random feeling for the past 2 wks. I find men highy irritating these days. I'm just so sick and tired of men. Men don't appeal much to me anymore. I have this feeling that men are very superficial, judgemental,cocky and insensitive beings. Ok chill out motherfuckers...neither am I saying that all men are like that and these are actual facts about men nor am I starting an Anti-men campaign. I'm just expressing my feelings. You may think that I'm being prejudicial here but, I'm not...and you might think I'm gay. Frankly speaking, I'm not gay but, ten years down the road, if this weird random feeling about men still lingers around me and if I still have not met my prince charming, I might consider becoming gay or I'll just adopt a kid and live my life without any regrets or worries. Anyway, I came across this super hilarious joke about men...ladies, pls read it and laugh your asses off at the authenticity of the joke.A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the first time her father’s nakedness.Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are the God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here."Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which her mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they’re hanging from??"P.S. I think gay men are far more better people than straight men. What do you think? Its like some bloody brainstorming question.
Posted by Devi at, 10:31 PM.
