Tuesday, March 24, 2009


Remember i said i had to attend a funeral yesterday? Well, i did go for the funeral and my granduncle's daughter, was sucha kind and understanding soul. She allowed me to hang out in her room, use her laptop to surf the net, watch movies and read magazines. She's the best man. The daughter of the deceased, trying to keep the youngsters at the funeral entertained and not die out of boredom. How often do u get that? But, i did help around alot you know, with all due respect to the deceased and his family....God, i'm so nice. But, screw the old man who died, he was a sneaky and stingy old man. When he was alive and sane (he was badly demented before he died), he used to say that i was a very mischievous brat and he would slap me....ok not slap but, like give me a light tap on my face...but wadeva, its a slap so screw the deceased old man. Screw him in hell!

Today, i was so bored, i started spamming my frens' blogs...i spammed shena's, soo's, candy's and mag's tagboards..i saw my name all over their tagboards. I'm an attention seeking bastard. I felt so proud of myself...like my heart was fully contented. I think shena freaked out, she desperately tried to reply but, i kept spamming. Lol. I'm extremely sorry, i was that bored. Anyway, i have got few things that i really wanna buy...I wanna buy a pair of slip-on sneakers.


This is a slip-on sneakers. I have heard people said that usually Maads or wadeva you call them wear this kinda shoes. Maads in other words, the malay hooligans...you know like Ah bengs....each race have their own way of referring to gangsters. All i can say is, the hooligans didn't design this sneakers, its just that this kinda shoes are very fashionable to them and so, its very common to see them wearing slip-on sneakers. But, that doesn't mean this kinda shoes belong to them or you have to be a hooligan to wear these shoes. You know wad? To those who think only hooligans wear slip-on sneakers and normal, decent people like me who wear slip-on sneakers are hooligans too, go fuck yourself, fuck ur parents, fuck ur grandparents...Oh wait, i forgot about ur ancestors, fuck them too!...like it or not, i'm gettin myself a pair of slip-on sneakers...they are so convenient to use! you don't have to waste ur time tying shoelaces...i perspire alot when i'm tying shoelaces...its a very time consuming and energy wasting thing to do...so, i wear footwear like pumps, flip-flops and soon-to-be-mine, slip-on sneakers. The 3mins i waste on tying shoes laces or putting on shoe buckles, i could have caught a bus in a nick of time...coz you know, u leave ur house earlier...

The other thing i wanted to buy was new specs...my current one looks abit weird. The colour is fading i think. The degree of my eyes have increased tremendously i think. Coz my eyes just randomly hurt, get headaches, i feel nauseous when i'm usin the com or watchin TV without my specs...sensitive to light too. Ok its not wad you think it is...some brain related disease. No. Definitely not. I know i'm having symptoms that would normally indicate some brain related medical problem but, I'm very sure my encephalus is fine. Anyway, I intend to get specs that look somethin like the pics below...
Maybe not too funky...simple yet, cool. Another thing i wanted to get was this sportswear.Its meant for like jogging or wadeva you know. I wanted this coz everytime it rains i can't jog. Recently, ever since the holidays started, i have been goin to bedok reservoir to jog but, the unpredictable weather is a big hindrance to my healthy lifestyle. Sometimes, its so sunny and all of a sudden it rains...i'll be like WTF! I tht someone was sitting on the trees at Bedok Reservoir, spraying water at me coz the weather is so unpredictable! Or it looks like its gonna rain cats and dogs but, it doesn't. I get so pissed! I could have gone to Bedok Reservoir to jog. I felt so defeated. The bloody weather or mother nature is playin tricks on me. Well, Earth is sucha pussy! You suck Bitch. To think we even set a side a day to praise the beauty of Earth and mother nature. Earth Day. Fuck it. So, this sports wear could save me from gettin drenched in the rain if it ever rains while i'm jogging. It doesn't reveal ur bra colour too...you know when u got wet, ur bra is so visible. This sports wear saves me from embarrassment too...it looks damn stylish, don't you think? If i wore this, it would make me appear as a hard core sporty and fit gal...Whooo I like. I managed to persuade Prashanth to accompany me to Bugis tmr. He said i cld get the slip-on sneakers there. I don't know if i can trust him...it always turns out to be the opposite of what he said...crazy pig. I would probably dump him into some rubbish bin if i can't find what i want at Bugis. He's lighter and smaller than me, i think i can manage.

Posted by Devi at, 10:48 PM.