Sunday, March 22, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Amazingly, my life was not at all that boring as i expected it to be for the past few days..It was actually quite eventful. I met up with my cousins on wednesday...we were slackin and chillin out at clarke quay. Walkin around aimlessly...don't ask me y. We met up again on Saturday, went to the Addidas sale at Expo...ok the Addidas sale at Expo was disastrous...ok let me tell you why. First of all, there wasn't a variety of stuff, up for sale..all they had were sports wear and shoes. I thought they would be sellin sports gadgets and other kinda stuff..it was quite depressing and pathetic. Secondly, the sale only lasted for 3 days which was absolutely absurd...everyone was rushing for the bloody sale like there was no tomorrow and some people didn't even get a chance to go into the hall coz the bloody queue was so long and miserable. It was like some stampede...seriously. If they had lengthen the duration of the sale, maybe people wouldn't have rushed and behaved like uncivilised barbarians...there would have been more time and the size of the crowd might have reduced...but then again, S'poreans being the most uncivilised and discourteous people to have ever set foot upon this earth, anything could have happened. Lastly, the way S'poreans behaved at the sale..my god. I could have just gone on a killing spree instead of a shopping spree. Samples of the Addidas shoes were put on display for people to choose the ones they like, then they are suppose to seek the help of a sales personnel to get the size they want...their stock of shoes weren't on display...they were within out of bounced areas which only sales personnels can access...So, S'poreans being kiasu, were all crowding around, shoving each other and fighting to get attended first...Seriously, screw them all! I don't understand...they think this is like a life and death situation or like winning a lottery...the first one who gets attended to by a sales personnel wins a million dollars or escapes the death sentence...i couldn't even get to the booth...they were elbowing us in the face and this stupid lady elbowed me in the boobs...so pain la! some even stared at us like they were gonna bash us up if we made one step closer to the booth. I'm not being racist but, i realised most of them who were behaving like uncivilised barbarians were the chinese. I am NOT at all trying to be racist...its just the fact...plain truth. The chinese were the ones running to be first in the queue...shoving people around and yelling like it was some auction. There was this chinese lady fighting with the usher becoz he wouldn't let her in. They let in groups of people one at a time so that the hall wouldn't be fuckin crowded...this woman got pissed coz she got cut out from the group which went in first...she was in the group that was gonna go in next...all she had to do was wait a while but, she couldn't...i guess she thought all the things up for sale were gonna disintegrate or somethin...crazy people. I gave up shopping after a while and left the place without buyin anything.
My whole plan to have fun with my cousins backfired last night...at around 3am. We received a call saying that my granduncle passed away. Well done. Of all the days you could have died, you had to die today and spoil all our fun? My cousins had to leave my house earlier coz we had to go and mourn for my granduncle's death. Wadeva man. The funeral is gonna take place tmr. My plans for Monday got washed down the drain as well. Can things get any better? So, all my relatives are expected to mourn till tmr afternoon. LOL. Can u imagine? As usual, my grandmother and grandaunts were all mourning and crying at random intervals. Mourning is a very exhausting thing to do you know. You need breaks in between. So, all the old hags were weeping at random intervals...i swear to god, i think they have some secret code you know...like when to cry and when to stop. When one of them cries, all of them do and then, they all stop crying at the same time...very synchronised. I wonder are they really crying coz they lost a loved one or they're crying coz they're so afraid one of them might be the next one to go? I kinda had a bet with my sis...which old hag will be the next to go...Hmmm, i think its one of my grandaunt..i hate that bitch. Indian funerals are so cliche...you would probably laugh your heads off watching the oldies mourn. I awkwardly laughed loud today when everyone was mourning...everyone just stared at me like i was some stone-hearted or sadistic bitch. Maybe i am. My siblings and i decided that it wasn't a good idea staying in the house so, we went to 7-11 and got ourselves some snacks and drinks. We were just happily eating and chatting away...we even took some pics. This weirdo is my brother....
My whole plan to have fun with my cousins backfired last night...at around 3am. We received a call saying that my granduncle passed away. Well done. Of all the days you could have died, you had to die today and spoil all our fun? My cousins had to leave my house earlier coz we had to go and mourn for my granduncle's death. Wadeva man. The funeral is gonna take place tmr. My plans for Monday got washed down the drain as well. Can things get any better? So, all my relatives are expected to mourn till tmr afternoon. LOL. Can u imagine? As usual, my grandmother and grandaunts were all mourning and crying at random intervals. Mourning is a very exhausting thing to do you know. You need breaks in between. So, all the old hags were weeping at random intervals...i swear to god, i think they have some secret code you know...like when to cry and when to stop. When one of them cries, all of them do and then, they all stop crying at the same time...very synchronised. I wonder are they really crying coz they lost a loved one or they're crying coz they're so afraid one of them might be the next one to go? I kinda had a bet with my sis...which old hag will be the next to go...Hmmm, i think its one of my grandaunt..i hate that bitch. Indian funerals are so cliche...you would probably laugh your heads off watching the oldies mourn. I awkwardly laughed loud today when everyone was mourning...everyone just stared at me like i was some stone-hearted or sadistic bitch. Maybe i am. My siblings and i decided that it wasn't a good idea staying in the house so, we went to 7-11 and got ourselves some snacks and drinks. We were just happily eating and chatting away...we even took some pics. This weirdo is my brother....
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